The Blonde Leading the Blind

Picked up this too funny meme on Semi-Charmed Wife last week and couldn’t resist playing along.

Yes, I know it’s taken me nearly a week to join in the fun.  Don’t judge me.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Rumplestiltskin Civic…uh, let’s go with Rumple Civic for short – yeah, that’s way more rocker chick.  :  )

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Chocolate Chocolate Chip

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
K-Tre

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Lime Hippo…don’t ask, hippos are cute, OK.

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Kristine Omaha

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Treke

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Black Amaretto Sour…yeah, not so much

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Clifford Rupert…ding, ding, ding – total score on that one

9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Aveda Twix

10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names)
Sue Lee

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Daubenspeck Detroit

12. SPY NAME/BOND GIRL: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Fall Tulip

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)
Pineapple Shorty

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Fruit Loops Maple

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”)
The Reading Thunderstorm Tour

Way too much fun for a Monday night!