The Blonde Leading the Blind


ShamChow!
January 14, 2009, 7:45 pm
Filed under: The Disaster Twins, The SpiderHusband | Tags: , , ,

Lest you think my brother was the only one to receive a straight outta’ the infomercial product for Christmas this year, I give you the ShamWow! – the chamois/towel/sponge that is only available on TV, yet ironically, has been spotted at the Walgreens just down the street.

Spider-Husband was seriously excited when he opened his very own box of ShamWows this Christmas courtesy of my mom. Not generally one to be moved by television advertisements of any kind, Spider-Husband was quite taken with the ShamWows! product and came dangerously close to buying a box for himself when he spotted the display at the drugstore.  By some freak wave of infomercial intuition, my mom somehow sensed that this was one thing that Spider-Husband’s life was missing and picked the gift out all on her own. 

We busted them out this weekend and decided that Lombardi would, of course, be the best judge of ShamWow!’s effectiveness.  After all, ‘Bardi can hold 20X her weight in liquid, too.

ShamChow

We’re not positive exactly what that look means, but I can tell you Lombardi bore a stunning resemblance to Vince from ShamWow! after being toweled off.  

So, if you’re end goal is a wicked awesome mohawk, ‘Bardi says ShamChow! everytime.


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And Spider-Husband? Does he now say ShamWow! after he gets out of the shower? C’mon, we all know he’s using them!

Comment by Willem

There is not a ShamWow! in existence large enough to absorb the amount of water Spider-Husband can soak up in a single shower. But if there were, he’d totally be all over it.

Comment by kellykrisser

I love this more than anything! ShamChow! I need a ShamPyr!

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